I just told my therapist that supernatural has only two episodes to go until the season’s finished and he genuinely asked if i was going to be ok or not
My therapist told me to wish us all good luck for the finale
the fact that women’s healthcare seems to be a joke among men is sickening.
lance armstrong loses a testicle and everyone’s like “oh man must have been so hard for him poor guy losing his manhood LIVESTRONG” and angelina jolie gets the jokes after her mother died from cancer and she’s trying to protect herself????
Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.
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hey fun fact: puttanesca literally translates to “whore sauce” in italian because it was cheap and quick to make so prostitutes made it before going out at night
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some awesome signs outside the Supreme Court
J
STOP BEING MEAN
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Wtf did I just read
NO GINGERBREAD MAN I DEMAND A SEQUAL I MUST DISCOVER HOW HE WILL END THIS PLAGUE AND MYSTERY
I see a little silhouetto of a man
ScaraMOUCHE scaraMOUCHE
Will you do the fandango?
THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTNING
VERY VERY FRIGHTENING
Me!
Galileo,Galileo
Galileo,Galileo
Galileo, Figaro
magnificooooooooooo~
67623) When my boyfriend even slightly touches my stomach, I suck it in as much as I can, because I feel too fat for him to love me.
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does any1 remember the replacements
i do
what happened to this show!!!???
it was… replaced
NO… THESE PAPER MACHINES THAT MOVE WITH THE WIND DISTURB DA FUCK OUTTA ME.
Too fucking spider like.
me on my way to ah fuck it
lemme finish that for you *clears throat* *adjusts tie*.. steal your girl
I saw a video about those and holy shit would they be creepy war machines.
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